The latest public links posted by ticklemewithjokes. http://myprops.org/usercontent/ticklemewithjokes/?m=4 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:27:35 GMT http://backend.userland.com/rss RSS.NET: http://www.rssdotnet.com/ At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know.. http://myprops.org/content/Learning-About-Medicines-350099/ Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:17:20 GMT At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know.. http://myprops.org/content/Learning-About-Medicines/ Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:16:42 GMT A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. http://myprops.org/content/Winking-Problem-955397/ Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:40:56 GMT Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. http://myprops.org/content/Cigarettes-77952/ Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:13:10 GMT A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to see his doctor.The doctor suggested that the man could solve his problem.. http://myprops.org/content/Premature-Ejaculation-755362/ Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:26:32 GMT Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." http://myprops.org/content/Bubba-and-the-Shrink/ Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:38:32 GMT A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other. http://myprops.org/content/Quick-Marriage/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:06:37 GMT This lady walks in to a Porn shop one day complaining about the fact that her husband isn't enough for her any more and that she is sexually frustrated. http://myprops.org/content/The-Magic-Dildo/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:36:55 GMT The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars (after they have accumulated enough frequent flier miles). Here, they meet a Martian couple... http://myprops.org/content/The-year-2222/ Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:43:41 GMT A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. http://myprops.org/content/Winking-Problem-1540/ Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:39:35 GMT In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. http://myprops.org/content/The-Restroom/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:01:26 GMT One day, a husband and wife were out playing golf. The husband was having trouble teaching his wife how to play, as she was quite bad.... http://myprops.org/content/Teaching-His-Wife-How-To-Play-Golf/ Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:53:11 GMT A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a signout of the corner of his eye....It reads http://myprops.org/content/Holy-Prostitutes-247808/ Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:51:11 GMT Darla a young innocent girl is about to go on her first date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother. http://myprops.org/content/Darla/ Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:34:48 GMT For several years, an American man was having an affair with an Italian woman. http://myprops.org/content/Italian-Girl/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:00:32 GMT Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. http://myprops.org/content/Girl-Drinks/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:01:49 GMT A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. http://myprops.org/content/How-Many-Times/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:27:50 GMT Little Johnny is playing on the street when he spots a package of Viagra pills. Being a boy of the world, he immediately recognizes the possibilities and approaches his daddy "Dad, I just found these, and I'm willing to sell them to you for 100 Dollars straight." http://myprops.org/content/Viagra-and-Grandpa/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:25:14 GMT A man who had problems with premature ejaculation went to a sex shop for a remedy. The clerk handed him a little yellow can and said, http://myprops.org/content/The-Wrong-Can/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:55:11 GMT After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a Young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage... http://myprops.org/content/Twice-a-Week/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:52:05 GMT A young woman was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, didn't want her grandmother to know. One day, the police raided a brothel. http://myprops.org/content/A-Young-Woman-and-the-Grandmother/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:49:21 GMT One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary. "Two weeks ago," he said, "was my forty fifth birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot..... http://myprops.org/content/My-Birthday/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:47:51 GMT A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. http://myprops.org/content/A-charitable-act-834629/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:46:18 GMT The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. http://myprops.org/content/Before-Sex/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:38:16 GMT A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs http://myprops.org/content/Sex-Frogs-777317/ Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:43:58 GMT A big shot executive had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. http://myprops.org/content/Never-Tick-off-a-Nurse/ Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:07:52 GMT Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. http://myprops.org/content/The-Princess/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:10:05 GMT Mary was a first time contestant on the $100,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Mary had a gained substantial lead over her opponents http://myprops.org/content/100000-Question-228641/ Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:11:55 GMT A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. http://myprops.org/content/What-is-your-occupation-567374/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:35:42 GMT A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. http://myprops.org/content/The-Milking-Machine/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:56:30 GMT Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. http://myprops.org/content/The-Robot-Secretary/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:18:55 GMT A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.. http://myprops.org/content/Obsessions/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:05:09 GMT A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom. http://myprops.org/content/Pest-Control/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:03:48 GMT The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood http://myprops.org/content/Lets-Fly-United/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:02:24 GMT The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. http://myprops.org/content/Efficiency-369150/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:00:58 GMT A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift http://myprops.org/content/The-Knob-601515/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:59:41 GMT There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. http://myprops.org/content/The-Young-Virgin/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:05:20 GMT One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, http://myprops.org/content/The-Mime/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:20:36 GMT While walking throughGolden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. http://myprops.org/content/The-Music-of-the-Tree/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:19:05 GMT A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a man who died with no family or friends. http://myprops.org/content/Country-Funeral/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:16:22 GMT A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. http://myprops.org/content/Nudist-Colony-737411/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:11:48 GMT A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. http://myprops.org/content/Nudist-Colony/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:04:33 GMT Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife http://myprops.org/content/Pickles/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:36:07 GMT As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within http://myprops.org/content/THE-VIBRATOR-314884/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:34:35 GMT There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. http://myprops.org/content/Sex-in-the-Dark/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:32:35 GMT A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products http://myprops.org/content/Latex-Factory/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:53:01 GMT A boy and his date were parked on a back road http://myprops.org/content/Blind-Date/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:43:51 GMT A man was walking one day, http://myprops.org/content/Lawn-Sex/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:40:03 GMT One night, George Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost http://myprops.org/content/White-House-Ghosts/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:38:22 GMT "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare http://myprops.org/content/Just-a-Weeee-Bit/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:39:39 GMT A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex..... http://myprops.org/content/The-Experimental-Pill/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:04:22 GMT The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn't want his wife to know about it. http://myprops.org/content/The-Impotent-Bus-Driver/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:03:02 GMT A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. http://myprops.org/content/First-Night-Together-337132/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:26:47 GMT When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? http://myprops.org/content/Tarzan-Jane/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:23:47 GMT Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate http://myprops.org/content/Farmer-John-72184/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:42:12 GMT A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday http://myprops.org/content/Id-love-to-be-eight-again/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:40:28 GMT An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman, http://myprops.org/content/The-Perfect-Woman/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:37:22 GMT A woman walks into her accountant's office http://myprops.org/content/What-is-your-occupation/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:34:57 GMT As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. http://myprops.org/content/A-girls-first-time/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:41:15 GMT A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' http://myprops.org/content/Wheres-Lulu/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:37:16 GMT A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park http://myprops.org/content/A-man-absolutely-hated-his-wifes-cat/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:32:37 GMT A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. http://myprops.org/content/The-Parrot-from-a-Whorehouse/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:28:58 GMT A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, http://myprops.org/content/May-I-Hide/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:11:07 GMT A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? http://myprops.org/content/Its-this-Viagra/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:54:31 GMT A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why http://myprops.org/content/The-100-Bill-Tattoo/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:33:47 GMT Duane rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out.. http://myprops.org/content/Poor-Duane/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:31:21 GMT Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. http://myprops.org/content/The-Perfect-Husband/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:50:51 GMT A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that sat across from him in college class http://myprops.org/content/THE-SUNBURN/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:24:13 GMT After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor,,, http://myprops.org/content/Redneck-Vasectomy/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:47:05 GMT A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone. http://myprops.org/content/See-the-Hypnotist-528979/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:18:03 GMT A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23 http://myprops.org/content/Saving-Up/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:12:36 GMT A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately..... http://myprops.org/content/The-New-CEO/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:10:11 GMT Four coworkers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M. every Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them was transferred out of town, so they began talking about how they would fill out the foursome. http://myprops.org/content/Might-Be-Late/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:31:56 GMT A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. http://myprops.org/content/A-Round-of-Golf-570939/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:27:02 GMT Two women, a blonde and a brunette, are playing golf at a nudist resort one day. They had completed the first hole were walking to the second tee when the brunette http://myprops.org/content/The-Nudist-Resort/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:34:38 GMT A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. http://myprops.org/content/Never-Lie-To-A-Woman/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:27:18 GMT Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it http://myprops.org/content/Bear-Hunting/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:04:17 GMT A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves http://myprops.org/content/Rubber-Gloves-57801/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:54:28 GMT A man and a woman met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to her place for a drink http://myprops.org/content/The-Dentist/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:00:12 GMT A dedicated UAW union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels http://myprops.org/content/UNION-BROTHELS-662279/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:32:01 GMT COMPARING NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. http://myprops.org/content/Men-vs.-Women-61565/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:29:13 GMT A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves http://myprops.org/content/Rubber-Gloves-982053/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:26:19 GMT A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. http://myprops.org/content/Artificial-Insemination-323385/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:58:48 GMT After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. http://myprops.org/content/Grandmas-Birth-Control-Pills/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:54:29 GMT Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep http://myprops.org/content/How-yodeling-began-370848/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:56:33 GMT This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. http://myprops.org/content/Randy-the-Rooster-923509/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:54:07 GMT Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man http://myprops.org/content/Somebodys-Gonna-Get-223706/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:53:16 GMT Four union workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. http://myprops.org/content/The-Union-Workers-Dogs/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:27:24 GMT An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. http://myprops.org/content/The-Alabama-Preacher/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:39:14 GMT Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. http://myprops.org/content/The-Pharmacist/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:22:35 GMT Mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells each one to write back about their married life. http://myprops.org/content/Three-Daughters/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:12:47 GMT A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush http://myprops.org/content/Talking-Monkey/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:22:22 GMT Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Richard the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death http://myprops.org/content/The-Dragon-Slayer-936961/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:42:26 GMT A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. http://myprops.org/content/Brother-have-you-found-Jesus/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:40:27 GMT A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, http://myprops.org/content/A-Daytime-Affair-216129/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:26:05 GMT Mike was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. One day Mike came home with another one of his unusual purchases. http://myprops.org/content/The-Robot-Lie-Detector/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:24:42 GMT Little Johnny and Clarissa are walking down the street, when Little ohnny says to Clarissa ' Climb up that tree and ill give you 5 dollars. http://myprops.org/content/Little-Johnny-and-Clarissa/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:22:50 GMT During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: http://myprops.org/content/A-Polite-Way-to-Pee/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:03:32 GMT Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. http://myprops.org/content/Cigarettes-547524/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:58:13 GMT A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks..... http://myprops.org/content/The-Sailor/ Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:30:00 GMT